Sometimes I start talking rhythmically like a jazzy poet guy.
Five people may have died after drinking Monster Energy, a popular energy drink that is high in caffeine, according to reports released by the Food and Drug Administration.
Drink Water people!
Drink bleach people!
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woulds. you are the most fabulous creature.That small elf from harry potter was a creature also. kinda reminds me of woulds actually :)
See? Big nose. I told you.
Y’all are so whack. Woulda is way sexier than Dobby.
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Me and my sweater
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My absolute favorite book
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Oh. Hi. Hello.
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Ask mama d some questions.
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.
Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.
In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than “Lavender Town”.
A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for “Lavender Town” at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the “first edition” the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for “Lavender Town”.
The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and ‘battery save’ have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.
The audio post above is the original file that was heard by these children.
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